What is this list?

Friends have decided to create a list of forty things to do before I turn forty in September. I've decided to play along and try to complete the list before my birthday. I'm lucky that Jennie will also play along and help me complete this list.

I've decided not to post the list on the blog. Why not? Revealing the list would be similar to reading the book before going to see the movie. In most cases disappointing. Also, the likely followers of this blog already know the content of the list.
(Update: A few people said that the list should be online so that they could volunteer/sign up for some of these activities)

For the purpose of this blog, I've decided to call them "task". Most of them can be completed locally and without advance planning. I also plan to drag in the creators of the list into accomplishing some of the tasks with me.

The list:

1. Try all 31 Baskin Robbins flavours
2. Get up on stage
3. Learn to knit/crochet/cross-stitch
4. Take a pic a day until 40th birthday
5. Night out in drag
6. Bungee jump/sky dive/zip lines
7. Food challenge (ex. Works burger challenge)
8. Take dinner train to Wakefield
9. Get a picture with Spartacat
10. Write poem/song/letter to Jenn
11. Start a blog
12. Help an old lady cross the street
13. Ride the bull at the Crazy Horse
14. Make a time capsule
15. Find a four-leaf clover
16. Steal something
17. Gamble on 13 (roulette)
18. Swim in Mooney's Bay
19. Write a letter to the editor
20. Paddle boat on the canal
21. Blond Highlights
22. Write an email to the Commissioner of Patents
23. Take a tour on the Ladydive
24. Get picture with MP
25. Homebrew some beer/wine
26. Get a tattoo/piercing
27. See a movie at the Diefenbunker

28. Afternoon tea at the Chateau Laurier
29. Get a manicure or pedicure
30. Milk a cow
31. Win the lottery
32. Throw a themed party
33. Participate in a protest on Parliament Hill
34. Climb the Peace Tower/tour Parliament
35. Sit in on a Federal Court preceding
36. Go to the Ex (fair)
37. Solve a Rubik's cube
38. Watch every movie that has won an Oscar for best picture
39. Learn to say hello in 25 languages
40. Lose 10 pounds/get a fabulous six-pack (abs)

Monday, 23 May 2011

12. Help an old lady cross the street

Every few months, I take "M", an 85 year old lady for breakfast.  M lives by herself, in small apartment, and I think plans to do so for the rest of her life.  I helped M deal with some real estate issues a few years ago and took a liking to her, and vice versa.  I never had much contact with my own grandparents.  We moved from Quebec city to Aylmer when I was 5 years old and other than the bi-annual trips to Quebec city, I essentially lost touch with them.  So when I started to see M, it was a chance for me to experience a connection to a "grand parent".  I realized how much fun it could be to listen to her stories, and also how happy she is to have someone listen to her.  

M is strongly opinionated regarding her children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, the individuals living in her low income building, her dead ex-husbands and OC-Transpo para services.  She has four kids, two of the are still alive, I think seven grand kids and at least six great grand kids.  She was married to two cheating husbands, one of them was a drunk (which explain her poor opinion of men in general).  Lived well, lived poor.  When life gave her lemons, she made lemonade, was careful about her money, planned for the future and invested a little bit.

In the last year her body started to stiffened up, ache and generally does not function the way it used to, but her mind is intact.  She can carry a conversation about anything, remembers exactly what happened, does not mix events or people up and remembers which stories that she already told me.  She also knows who only calls her for a favor, to complain, or to try to borrow money.  I don't think that she is a bitter old lady or that she holds a grudge, but she seems to remember every time, someone asked for money, said they would pay back and did not in fact pay her back.  I have to say that some individuals do appear to try to take advantage, but she can handle it, puts them back in their place and knows when to say no.

Her days consist mostly of watching TV, watching the front door of the apartment (on the TV), planning her trips to the doctor, the grocery store, the bank, and the bingo.  One activity a day is usually enough.

M has my number, in case anything happens.  I told her that I could take her shopping or to do groceries once in a while, but she has not called.  She is very proud of her independence and will maintain it as long as she can.

I did help M cross the street, help her across the parking lot, in/out of my Jeep (which is getting too high for her).  I have no picture to associate with this.  You'll have to take my work for it.  But the last time I went for breakfast, I did run into Chris, so there is a witness out there.

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